Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Too funny! Found at TNOYF via No Quarter.

Underwear Bomber, Umar Abdulmutallab, Islam, TNOYF

This is a cute, short video.

Link found at Theodores World.

Big Bird on Obama, Michelle Obama and Big Bird

TNOYF has obtained a copy of the extra credit quiz to be given to students following President Obama’s address to the nation’s schoolchildren on September 8th.

1) After watching him speak, I would describe President Obama as:

A) Powerfully handsome and extremely motivational.
B) All of the above PLUS, the most perfectly racially blended individual ever to grace this planet.
C) All of the above PLUS, the most intelligent and gifted orator ever to descend from above.
D) All of the above times infinity.

2) The free market:

A) Is evil.
B) Is super duper evil.
C) Is neither free nor a market, making it another one of the great lies of the conservatives.
D) Causes AIDS (especially in school age children).

3) Why did President Bush create the current health care crisis?

A) Because he needed an encore after causing global warming.
B) He got bored raping and killing all of those baby harp seals.
C) He heard that one time, health care messed with Texas.
D) Uhh, hello? Didn’t you notice that (R) after his name?

4) What can I do to personally show my support for President Obama?

A) Start making Republicans-only snuff films.
B) Report any suspicious activity by my parents directly to the White House (Suspicious activity includes, but is not limited to: yelling at the TV every time President Obama is on; opposing health care reform; driving an SUV; being self-reliant in general).
C) Every time I hear someone talk about what a disastrous decision President Obama made with Van Jones, I can immediately drop my pants, defecate on the floor and then begin finger painting with my own excrement.
D) Put on my “NEOCON and loving it!� t-shirt and set fire to the local DNC office while a friend videotapes it.

5) You are getting:

A) Sleepy.
B) Very Sleepy.
C) You can hardly keep your eyes open.
D) The soothing, rhythmic tones of President Obama are encouraging you to shout down health care reform opponents at your local townhall events.

FYI – this is Satire

Obama Follow Up Quiz for Students, TNOYF, Obama, satire

Found on Breitbart

Dog refuses treat from obama, dog video

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: ” Barocky Road .”

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.

The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with NO hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?

Barocky Road Ice Cream, Baskin-Robbins, obama

This guy has the funniest laugh.

The Comedy Barn in Tennessee is home to a long-running variety show. One of the show’s staples is a standup comedian. For one bit, he pulls audience members onstage. But on this day, he got more than he bargained for.

One man breaks up the show. No, he’s not causing trouble. He’s just laughing. But isn’t comedy supposed to make you laugh?

Wait until you hear this guy. Even the professional can’t keep a straight face.

Comedy Barn, Tennessee, funny laugh

Ha. Ha. Another funny video from Steven Crowder.

Obama, Pee Wee, Steven Crowder

Argghhhh. Exurban League has the satire. It’s an all inclusive politically correct satire, even the photo does the Obami justice.

Since the pirates are still holding the captain, I have sent FBI negotiators to facilitate his safe and speedy release. I assure his friends and family that I will not stop until this man-made disaster is resolved in a peaceful, tolerant and ecologically-sound manner.

Note: This is a satire on the limp response to the plight of the captain of the Maersk Alabama. To date in fact, there has been no response from the Obami other than through his mouthpiece Gibbs.

Obama, somali pirates, Maersk Alabama, Czar of Pirate Outreach, Pirate Awareness Week, Jolly Roger

This is just too funny. Found or stolen from Pax Parabellum:

liberal gun, guns

Yep, he’s at it again. Steven Crowder…..

The Obama Song, Steven Crowder