Argghhhh. Exurban League has the satire. It’s an all inclusive politically correct satire, even the photo does the Obami justice.

Since the pirates are still holding the captain, I have sent FBI negotiators to facilitate his safe and speedy release. I assure his friends and family that I will not stop until this man-made disaster is resolved in a peaceful, tolerant and ecologically-sound manner.

Note: This is a satire on the limp response to the plight of the captain of the Maersk Alabama. To date in fact, there has been no response from the Obami other than through his mouthpiece Gibbs.

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