Seems like I have a few minutes of internet here. Buck Sargent has a wonderful tear on Al Gore and his absolute hypocrisy.

Here’s a couple paragraphs from this audacious wonderful piece:

Meanwhile these same gliberal econauts minimize the danger of Islamic radicalism, a fatally proven threat that could at any time instantly vaporize a sizable portion of our citizenry; instead of the dread of a terrorist slow bleed strategy of sharia psoriasis they live in mortal fear of being slow boiled like the proverbial frog in the pot. If 24 were written by libs it would star Federal Agent Major Bore as he jets across the troposphere in his Gulfstream IV stopping at nothing–nothing!–to halt international thermostatism in its tracks. Of course, every episode would simulate a single year in the previous twenty four that the Fifth Horseman of the Apocolypse has been pounding his bongo drum of Impending Doom.

And this:

In any event, us permitting Al Gore to ordain himself as our self-anointed guru of Gaia would be akin to the Senate confirming Sean Penn as Secretary of Defense. When confronted with reports of his own massive public utility consumption Gore countered that he lives a “carbon neutral life” by obtaining “offsets” to compensate for his gargantuan energy use. You know, like after the time he accidentally left the guest cottage helipad lights on all month, he footed the bill for a third party to blow up a third world electrical grid in order to make up for it. I’m a man who seeks balance, lectures the Lecturer-in-Chief. If I decide I want a steak, I’ll happily pay you not to have one. I buhlieve that’s mah responsibility as a co-steward of the plann-itt.

Go.Read.It.Now.

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