The Alcohol Knowledge Test . Link from The K Report.

Here's what working as a Cocktail Waitress for a couple of college degrees will do to a person! Even though I haven't waitressed for many years it's amazing what you still remember. One thing is pretty obvious...I don't drink beer, I might have a glass of wine on occassion though. :-0

BourbonCongratulations!

You're 116 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (133), and liquor (78).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 42% on proof
You scored higher than 71% on beer index
You scored higher than 85% on wine index
You scored higher than 71% on liquor index