1/25/2005 09:07:09 PM|||Toni|||Augusta Free Press : Big-media dinosaurs face extinction - Matt Barber

This is just too funny and clever.

Dan Rather-raptor (noun): Of, or relating to, leftist class of clever, ancient, cold-blooded reptilian with sharp teeth and little regard for objectivity; carnivore - primary food source: conservative Republican presidents (syn: Document-Daddy-Dan).

Tom-Brokawntosaurus (noun): Large, North American herbivorous dinosaur hailing from the Dakotas, noted for slanted, partisan, slurred speech pattern; lives in denial (not the river) of own liberal bias (syn: Tom-Broke-jaw).

Even today obstinate, lumbering, big-media dinosaurs inhabit and roam the vast terrain of Paleolithic journalism. Theirs is a rapidly dying breed, having succumbed to stubbornly self-inflicted wounds of poorly camouflaged liberal bias – all this lending credence within conservative circles to the popular pea-brain hypothesis.

Among the future-fossils are nearly all major print publications and broadcast news networks, to include The New York Times (all the news that's fit to slant), The Los Angeles Times (Arnold Schwarzenegger will grope your aunt), The Washington Post, CNN - and forget me not to throw in the pitifully dwindling regal big three, NBC, CBS, and ABC (sorry, just read Green Eggs and Ham to my 3-year-old).

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