11/08/2004 03:31:19 PM|||Toni|||Random Nuclear Strikes: Live and Learn

Hoooeeeee! Lookee here and see what we've all learned from this past election.

Christopher Kallini shares what he has learned in the past year or so with the rest of us and in doing so, made me realized I have learned as well.

Here are but a few of the lessons,

I learned that if the majority of the country disagrees with you, it means that you are the mainstream, and the majority is a group of extremists. And they're stupid.

I learned that if you disagree with Democrats on any issue, you're a racist Christian fundamentalist.

I learned that if you spend 4 months in a war zone and then use a technicality to abandon your men in order to return home and accuse them of war crimes, it means you're a War Hero, and that Medal of Honor winners who question your service and patriotism are just slimy liars.

I learned that rich people are the root of all evil, unless those rich people donate millions to your party.

I learned that "supporting the troops" means voting against the candidate they overwhelmingly support, because the people in the military are too stupid to know what they're doing.

I learned that if you believe America is the biggest source of evil in the world, and that public opinion in Europe and unelected members of the UN should control US foreign policy, then nobody should ever have the audacity to question your patriotism.

I learned that any foreign policy action is illegal based on whether Kofi Annan says so or not.

At least the Dems are good for few jokes.

Found @ TheFreeWillBlog

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