11/22/2004 10:39:11 PM|||Toni|||OOOOOeeee! You have got to read this one. It's just too good to pass up.

I appreciate everyone coming today as we try to figure out how the Democratic Party blew the presidential election and to see what we can do to turn things around. Clearly, the American public doesn't have a clue what they have done. They are a bunch of ignorant morons who don't know what is best for them. They probably don't even read the New York Times. It is imperative that we find someone who can relate to this bunch of right-wing, evangelical, homophobic boobs.

.......That's fine, Ms. Kerry. The chair now recognizes Sen. Hillary Clinton.Mr. Chairman, thank you for all your hard work in putting this meeting together. I feel badly that you have wasted your time. I will be the Democratic candidate in 2008. Period. I strongly suggest that none of you get in my way because if you try to stop me, I will squash you like a bug. Besides, I am the only Democratic candidate who can appeal to Southern voters. That is because I used to live in Arkansas, which is somewhere around Cleveland or Spokane, I think.

Vewwwy edgy - don't cha think?
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